Oh The irony

Picture this:  My regular running route. 
Little yippy dog frequently out front with no supervision. 
Has chased me on occasion. No danger really but I don't want little teeth in my heels just the same.
Irony #1: FULL fence in the backyard.
The worst irony of all...
The Runner Girl decal on the car in the driveway!

PUT YOUR STUPID DOG UP BEFORE I MACE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!